Donuts. Cake. Wine.

A keynote presentation

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Every once in a while

1921

White Castle introduced the hamburger to America. It didn't just change fast food. It changed how we eat.

1958

Pizza Hut brought pizza to the suburbs. It didn't just change delivery. It changed Friday nights forever.

Today, we're introducing something that will change dining forever.

Today, we're introducing three revolutionary products.

The First

Donuts

A perfectly circular, artisanally fried pastry with customizable glazing technology

The Second

Cake

A revolutionary multi-layered confection platform

The Third

Wine

A breakthrough fermented grape experience

Donuts... Cake... Wine...

Donuts... Cake...

Are you getting it?

These are not three separate courses.
This is the whole menu.

Donuts Cake & Wine

The Typical Restaurant Experience

Let's talk about what's wrong with restaurants today.

The 47-page menu

You need 20 minutes just to figure out what section you're in

The salad you didn't want

You ordered it because you felt like you should

The bread basket trap

Now you're full before your entrΓ©e arrives

The appetizer obligation

"Should we get apps?" β€” "I mean... I guess?"

The dessert negotiation

"I'll have some if you're having some"

The wine list panic

Pick something in the middle price range and hope

So if you make a Business School 101 graph...

Joy β†’ Menu Complexity β†’
Simple & Joyful
Complex & Joyful
Simple & Sad
Complex & Sad
Fast Food
Casual Chains
Fine Dining
DCW

Maximum joy. Minimum complexity.
Three items. Zero decision fatigue.

We asked ourselves one question:

What if a restaurant only served the things you actually wanted?

This is that restaurant.

The Visionary

Amy Wittenauer on the cover of TIME Magazine

Amy Wittenauer

Founder & Chief Simplicity Officer

TIME Magazine called it "The Death of the Appetizer." The Wall Street Journal called it "audacious." Her mother called it "finally, some common sense."

Amy Wittenauer spent 15 years in the restaurant industry watching people lie to themselves. She watched them order salads they didn't want. She watched them pretend to read wine lists. She watched them say "I'll just have a bite of yours" and then eat the whole dessert.

One evening in 2024, while holding a glass of Cabernet in one hand and a slice of chocolate cake in the other, Amy had what she now calls "The Revelation."

"I looked down at what I was holding and thought: this is it. This is what everyone actually wants. Why are we all pretending otherwise?"

Six months later, Donuts Cake & Wine opened its doors. The menu was three items. The wait time for a table was three hours. Sugar futures rose 4% on opening day.

Today, Amy continues her quest to eliminate the fluff from dining β€” one breadbasket at a time. She has been profiled in TIME Magazine, banned from two restaurant industry conferences, and nominated for a Nobel Prize in Economics (pending verification).

She remains committed to her founding principle: life is too short for appetizers.